Werewolf is pretty racist. I prefer sexy-man beast

clintbarttons:

where do i sign up to become an amazon

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idontgiveahex:

i had a really good joke but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime

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blowjcb:

flirting

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

Is this a joke

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kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

darnni:

Ice bucket challenge.

(Source: corporalresonance)

drahgons:

. who the hell is bucky?
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mondoboss:

I was looking through a book at Goodwill and found an old movie ticket to Dead Poet’s society inside.

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humoristics:

a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

My life is a struggle between my need for acceptance, my fear of rejection, and a desire to not care at all.
—Anonymous (via wnq-writers)
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chazer:

frilllyknickers:

colorsoftheswim:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

I like how correcting her kids creepy behavior doesn’t even matter to that mother.

This actually makes me very angry. It basically highlights everything wrong with the world. Instead of teaching boys not to look at women like that, women are taught not to dress provocatively so boys don’t get “distracted”. It makes me sick. 

bang bang

(Source: thelostie)

clifforgasmic:

5sos on mtv’s snapchat

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me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

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